{"id":5138,"date":"2025-01-21T20:07:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T02:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mickeylieberman.com\/bbq\/?p=5138"},"modified":"2025-02-23T11:07:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T17:07:13","slug":"the-10-commandments-of-grilling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mickeylieberman.com\/bbq\/the-10-commandments-of-grilling\/","title":{"rendered":"The 10 Commandments of Grilling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Commandments of Grilling<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Summer is here, which means it&#8217;s grilling season. And by that, we mean &#8220;screwing up when you try to grill things in the backyard season.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Despite the hippie feel of eating outdoors, there&#8217;s a science to proper grilling.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Ignore the science and you&#8217;re missing out on one of the best things about summer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">The trouble is, just like other kinds of science, there are rules. Commandments, even.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">The 10 commandments of grilling.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">1. Thou shalt not use accelerants<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? If you put lighter fluid on your coals, that stuff wafts up and coats your grilled meats with just a hint of petrochemicals.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">The same goes for those match-light charcoals (which are regular charcoal with lighter fluid mixed in).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Those same chemicals will attach to your cooking surfaces too, so the next few meals you grill will also have toxic fumes as their secret ingredient. Learn to start a proper fire.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">2. Thou shalt establish heat zones<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Bank your coals to one side for a charcoal grill, or use just the side burners for a gas grill.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Do this so you can cook with indirect heat rather than just slapping meat on top of the hottest part of the cooker. It gives you a slower, more even cook all through your meat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Once you&#8217;re ready for more advanced methods for grilling you can strategically position different foods closer or farther from the hot zone so everything is ready at the same time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">3. Thou shalt not forget the veggies<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Yes, grills are for steaks and hamburgers.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Put your veggies on the grill after you&#8217;ve cooked your meat. Let the coals burn down while cooking your veggies. If the outsides char, you can slice that away.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Use them for a second course, to munch on while you sip your beer and slap at mosquitoes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">4. Thou shalt use fresh meats<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Slapping a frozen slab of meat on the grill makes for an uneven cook: the outside chars while the inside slowly thaws.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">For best results, you want to use fresh meats that go from the grocery store to your fridge, and then straight to the grill.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">If you absolutely must use frozen, thaw them overnight in the fridge. Don&#8217;t even think about cooking those suckers until they are fully thawed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">5. Thou shalt not mistake the purpose of marinades<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">The primary purpose is to break down tougher meats (like flank and hanger steaks), to make them easier and more pleasant to chew.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">If you like the flavor of a marinade on a rib-eye, cook that liquid down to a thicker sauce while your meats are cooking without it, then brush it on a minute or so before the end.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">6. Thou shalt always clean thy grill<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Another &#8220;What the hell is wrong with you?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">A dirty grill leaves pieces of charred and carbonized last night&#8217;s meal all over this night&#8217;s dinner.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">That&#8217;s nasty. The best time to clean your grill is after you&#8217;ve preheated it &#8212; just before you slap down your food.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">The fire will cook some of the old stuff away, and warm up so you can scrape them off easily.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">7. Thou shalt not use a cold grill<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">If you put meat on a cold grill, it cooks onto the metal with a chemical bond that&#8217;s about as hard to knock off as concrete from rebar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">A hot grill, by contrast, sears your meat nicely so it doesn&#8217;t stick. Keep in mind that you&#8217;re putting cold meat on that hot metal, which reduces the overall temperature because of physics.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">So make it hotter than you think you need it. It&#8217;ll warm up. Don&#8217;t worry.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">8. Thou shalt become comfortable with people waiting their turns<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">The rule for meats on a grill is the same as the rule for slow dancing at prom: all flesh should be an inch or more apart.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">If you&#8217;re observing our earlier commandment about using indirect heat (which cancels out part of your surface for cooking), that means cooking fewer items at a time. Your friends will have to be patient.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">9. Thou shalt not poke your meat<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">You&#8217;ve heard the trick of poking meat and comparing it to the texture of your hand to tell if it&#8217;s medium, or rare, or burnt, or whatever.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">The trick works, but only for professionals &#8212; and remember that professionals at this level can tell the doneness of a steak in a pan by the sound it makes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">You&#8217;re not a pro, and you don&#8217;t want to poison your friends. Buy a damn meat thermometer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">10. Thou shalt leave the lid alone<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Opening the lid of a gas grill reduces the temperature and slows cooking. Opening the lid of a charcoal grill adds oxygen to the fire and burns your meat.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Patience, grasshopper. Use a timer, then open the lid to flip, then close it again until it&#8217;s close to time for the cooking to be done.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">You don&#8217;t keep opening your oven. Resist the urge with the grill.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Commandments of Grilling Summer is here, which means it&#8217;s grilling season. 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